Saturday, March 10, 2012

#20: Don't scratch your butt while holding hands.


Life Lesson 20: Don't scratch your butt while holding hands.


Okay, just go ahead and admit it, you scratch your butt on occasions. You might even do it in public; it's something we all do. Our butts itch, it's a part of life. And we all know that when something itches, the only wat to make that better is to scratch it. Scratching almost automatically helps itches fell way better! 


Holding hands is something that is usually rather significant in relationships. When you're in a relationship you tend to hold your significant other's hand a lot, whether your sitting, walking, or whatever you're doing. Holding hands with your significant other is something that helps the two of you feel connected; it's something that helps show everyone else that you two are together and you're in a relationship. It's a way to tell the world, "this person is mine!" 


Although while in holding hands in relationships is a big thing, sometimes there are times when you need to let go of the other person's hand, or things you shouldn't do while holding their hand. A big thing you should not do while holding your significant other's hand is scratch your butt. 


I'm pretty sure that they will find it pretty gross and weird if you decide to scratch your butt while holding their hand. 


A good solution to this is to just let go of their hand for a few moments. I highly doubt it will hurt you to let go for just a minute or two. If your butt really itches, just let go of their hand, scratch it, rid yourself of the itching, and then get back to holding hands. 


No matter how bad the itch may be, don't scratch your butt while holding hands. 

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