#15: Don’t fart louder than the song playing.

 

Life Lesson 15: Don’t fart louder than the song playing. 

Usually this is something very difficult. It's mainly possible to do if it's an acoustic song, you're listening to a song on the radio, or the volume is low. 

Most of the time it is actually advised to keep the volume of your farts at a lower volume. If you are capable of doing this, then you should try to do it at a lower volume rather than farting as loud as possible. 

If you fart while a song is playing either in the car, at the store, or at a concert/show, then you should definitely hope that you don't fart louder than the song currently playing. 

I understand that some times we just can't control our stomach and its gases, so it can be rather hard to keep them at a lower volume. Though it can be hard to do make them sound quieter, if you must release gas that is loud, then you should go to the other room. 

When farting louder than the song playing, it can possibly embarrass you and whoever else may be with you. I think it's weird that burping doesn't embarrass us, but farting does, even though sometimes they don't smell.. 

But, either way, always make sure you don't fart louder than the song playing. 

Do you know anyone who has farted louder than the song playing? 

#14: Kicked sand is not worth crying over.

Life Lesson 14: Kicked sand is not worth crying over.
One night at camp we were playing volleyball. The game was getting really competitive and intense. Devin kicked some sand in my direction out of frustration at himself, so I responded by kicking sand back in his direction.  My kick of sand was much larger than his was. He jokingly made it seem as if he was crying. I looked at him saying, "hey man, kicked sand is not worth crying over!" He responded with agreement.

Immediately after that conversation we decided that the statement I made should become a life lesson.  After the game I wrote it in and added it to the list.

To this day, every time we play volleyball we agree that kicked sand is not worth crying over.

Kicked sand may be an accident or on purpose, but either way it's not worth crying over! There are several things in life, joyous, sad, etc, that are worth crying over, but kicked sand is not one.

So always remember when playing volleyball, at the beach, hanging out in a sandbox, or any location with lots of sand, that kicked sand is not worth crying over.

#13: Chicken sammiches and waffle fries are best when free.

Life Lesson 13:  Chicken sammiches and waffle fries are best when free.

This was made one day at camp, like many. I had a shirt that said, "give me a chicken sammich and some waffle fries for free"! The shirt is based off a YouTube video titled "unforgivable". We made a few jokes that week concerning the shirt and the video. 

One night while playing volleyball, Devin looked at me and said, "you know, chicken sammiches and waffle fries are best when free!" I of course agreed. 

Since then, we have agreed that chicken sammiches and waffle fries would be much better if they were free. Which most things in life would be better if they were free. We all know that Chick-fil-A has amazing food; their chicken sammiches and waffle fries are the best. I’m pretty sure we would much rather get them for free than have to pay 6ish dollars. 

Thus the truth that chicken sammiches and waffle fries are best when free. 

#12: Never take a dump the first time you go to your girlfriend's house.

Life Lesson 12: Never take a dump the first time you go to your girlfriend's house.

Majority of dumps, poops, whatever you want to call them, usually have quite the stench  to them and don't smell pleasant at all. 

Also usually the first time you go to your girlfriend's house you want to try to make a good impression on her and her family. And making the house stink due to your poop is the opposite of a good impression! Her parents may think that you are weird and have a crazy digestive system or something. Sometimes later on done the road you might be at a good place in the relationship where you can possibly poop at her house.

But, no matter what always remember, even if you think it doesn't stink, it probably does. 

So, never take dump the first time you go to your girlfriend's house.  

#11: Cleaning your ears and nose is a must.

Life Lesson 11: Cleaning your ears and nose is a must.

This is one of those life lessons that randomly came about. It's also a common sense life lesson. I mean if you don't know that you should clean your ears and nose then you're pretty weird.  

If you want to be successful in almost any and every part of life, you should clean your ears and nose. Excess ear wax and dry skin in you ears are gross, especially if it's noticeable. Also boogers and such things in your nose are gross if noticeable. 

Overall cleaning your ears and nose is a must. That's a life lesson that everyone should know and follow!