Monday, January 23, 2012

#15: Don’t fart louder than the song playing.

 



Life Lesson 15: Don’t fart louder than the song playing. 


Usually this is something very difficult. It's mainly possible to do if it's an acoustic song, you're listening to a song on the radio, or the volume is low. 

Most of the time it is actually advised to keep the volume of your farts at a lower volume. If you are capable of doing this, then you should try to do it at a lower volume rather than farting as loud as possible. 

If you fart while a song is playing either in the car, at the store, or at a concert/show, then you should definitely hope that you don't fart louder than the song currently playing. 

I understand that some times we just can't control our stomach and its gases, so it can be rather hard to keep them at a lower volume. Though it can be hard to do make them sound quieter, if you must release gas that is loud, then you should go to the other room. 

When farting louder than the song playing, it can possibly embarrass you and whoever else may be with you. I think it's weird that burping doesn't embarrass us, but farting does, even though sometimes they don't smell.. 

But, either way, always make sure you don't fart louder than the song playing. 

Do you know anyone who has farted louder than the song playing? 

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