#12: Never take a dump the first time you go to your girlfriend's house.

Life Lesson 12: Never take a dump the first time you go to your girlfriend's house.

Majority of dumps, poops, whatever you want to call them, usually have quite the stench  to them and don't smell pleasant at all. 

Also usually the first time you go to your girlfriend's house you want to try to make a good impression on her and her family. And making the house stink due to your poop is the opposite of a good impression! Her parents may think that you are weird and have a crazy digestive system or something. Sometimes later on done the road you might be at a good place in the relationship where you can possibly poop at her house.

But, no matter what always remember, even if you think it doesn't stink, it probably does. 

So, never take dump the first time you go to your girlfriend's house.