Saturday, February 18, 2012

#16: Don’t fart under covers when cuddling.



Life Lesson 16: Don't fart under the covers when cuddling. 


Incase you had any bit of curiosity, I am here to tell you that it is indeed a bad idea to fart when cuddling. Most people are aware of the fact that when you fart, its smell liable to stay around for some time. Also, most of us know that when you fart under the covers the smell stays around even longer since you have trapped it under the covers. 


Oh, and remember, you don't want to try to fan/flap the covers, because that won't necessarily get the smell out of the covers; it will actually send the smell in your direction, thus making you have to smell the fart even longer. 


Most women are usually grossed out by farts; whether it be the smell or the sound, most women are grossed out by them. Also it is courteous to not fart in public or around women. And due to these reasonings, you don't want to fart around women. 


Most people enjoy cuddling. Cuddling is greatly valued in relationships. I'll admit i LOVE cuddling. It is a great time that you can spend with your significant other, just simply enjoying time and closeness with each other. 


Since we all love cuddling, and most people don't appreciate farts, they shouldn't be combined or shouldn't happen in the same situation. Farting is something you shouldn't do while cuddling. It will probably and will definitely ruin the moment. 


So, just remember, don't fart under the covers when cuddling. 



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