A good list of great things that myself as well as other friends have come up with. Here it goes:
1) God is the coolest, no matter what.
2) Women are always right.
3) Your friends are always cooler than you.
4) Never slurp spaghetti on the first date.
5) Don’t go for a high five when she goes for a hug.
6) Don’t cut a hug into a kiss.
7) Ranch can not be used in moderation.
8) Don’t let your girlfriend in your room if you have cutouts in there.
9) Don’t let your mom cut/dye your hair if unless she is licensed.
10) Gold hair was only cute on Goldilocks.
11) Cleaning your ears and nose is a must.
12) Never take a dump the first time you go to your girlfriend’s house.
13) Chicken sammiches and waffle fries are best when free.
14) Kicked sand is not worth crying over.
15) Don’t fart louder than the song playing.
16) Don’t fart under covers when cuddling.
17) Know what a game involves before volunteering.
18) Always be prepared no matter what the situation may be.
19) Don’t burp in a girl’s mouth while making out.
20) Don’t scratch your butt while holding hands.
21) Never take your purple belt to work, someone might steal it.
22) Never dress your kids in matching clothes, they will most likely hate it.
23) Never ask a girl out over text, phone, myspace, facebook, or email; that's low and just lame.
24) Never talk about crapping to a girl.
25) Never start something you can’t finish.
26) Always put the toilet seat back down, you might fall in.
27) Never hit a pregnant lady during volleyball and laugh about it.
28) Never pop small children with towels..
29) Don’t tell people about your wedgies or how often you get them.
30) Don’t pull your wedgies out in public.
31) Never lie to Greg Amos.
32) Never tell Betty Sue no.
33) Recreation is NOT an option.
34) Christians are the worst liars.
35) Enjoy the little things.
36) You don’t pick your friends, they pick you.
37) You can be too straight forward, so don’t push it.
38) Don’t trust a hoe.
39) Never go bungee jumping without a bungee.
40) It ain’t trickin if you got it.
41) Majority of the time, size actually matters.
42) No excuses, play like a champion.
43) Don’t wait until you’re thirsty to dig your well.
44) When life gives you lemons, turn left.
45) When you take away someone’s imagination, you destroy them.
46) Always be prepared to whip our your lightsaber.
47) If a sign says “cans only!”, that doesn’t mean put random trash in it.
48) You can never over decorate a camp cabin.
49) Never have pillow fights during a rave, disco balls might break.
50) Never let anyone sink your battleship.
51) Never let anyone know they’ve sunk your battleship if they actually sunk it.
52) Think outside the box… and try not to put yourself or anyone inside one, either.
53) Plan your work & work your plan… prioritize your schedule & schedule your priorities.
54) Remember if anybody wants to know what is really important to you, all they have to do is check your calendar and checkbook!
55) Love people, use things… and not the other way around!
56) Play to your strengths, delegate your weaknesses.
57)Find something you love to do, then do it with everything within you.
58) Treat yourself with respect, then treat others with the same.
59) Laugh loudly for long periods of time… regularly.
60) Don’t take yourself too seriously, be the first to laugh at yourself.
61) It’s not all about you… so, don’t take it that way OR make it that way.
62) Give extravagantly… with no strings attached.
63) Marry your best friend, never stop being best friends.
64) Listen for the story behind the story…
65) Stay small in your own eyes.
66) Don’t forget who you are, where you have come from, and where you are going…
67) Never give up, never give in… never, never, never.
68) Share the Gospel with everyone your see… if necessary, use words!
69) Choose your battles wisely… you don’t have to have an opinion about everything.
70) Never look to another human to meet all your needs… only God can do that.
71) Make it your goal in life to have those who know you best love you most.
72) Remember that people are your only truly appreciable assets in life… invest in them.
73) Don’t bust out the big moves on the first date. Start your standards low so you can always impress her later on.
74) Guys, lift up the toilet seat, but put it back down when you’re done.. No one wants to sit on your urine!
75) You touch the heater, you DIE!
76) Always expect the unexpected…
77) All you have to do is beceime.
78) If the sign says our of order, that doesn't mean make a 3 layer cake.
79) If the bank is close that doesn't mean you should still try to make a deposit.
80) The only thing in life that's free is Free Slushies from the Canteen.
79) If the bank is close that doesn't mean you should still try to make a deposit.
80) The only thing in life that's free is Free Slushies from the Canteen.
81) Never rat out your accomplices.
82) Always have a spare roll of toilet paper.
83) Don't start a relationship only a week after you start the interest.
84) Don't start a relationship at camp.
85) Don't write 6 page text messages every time you text.
86) Don't like EVERYTHING on facebook.
87) Don't put all of your drama on facebook.
88) If you're told to fill up a water cooler that doesn't mean just put ice in it; it's called a water cooler for a reason.
89) Never makeout w/ a girl who drank someone else's backwashed chocolate milk.
90) Don't let your mom set you up on a blind date.
91) Always proofread your work before you print it, especially if you're a teacher.
92) It is possible to have too many things embroidered.
93) When downtown, walk when you see a man not a hand.
94) People in safari hats always have the answers.
95) It doesn't matter how you get across, as long as you get across.
96) Don't ask Hailey Winstead why she's famous, she just is.
97) Sound effects make everything better
98) Always respect the custodial engineers/janitorial workers.
99) A cup of tea always helps your day go better.
100) Always knock before you enter.
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AMAZING!!!
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